…belongs to me!!
However, when the flatmate moved in I said I didn’t mind her using it in the slightest if I wasn’t using it. This was because after she’d been living in my flat all of a week or two, her laptop bit the dust. Probably because its blue, not pink. Everyone knows blue ones are dodgy you know…
Anyhow, she uses my laptop an awful lot now. For the most part it doesn’t really bother me, or at least it didn’t until recently.
Because recently, I was trawling through the history on my browser for something I’d spotted and forgotten to bookmark.
And I came across porn.
I know it’s not The Boyfriend. He and I are perfectly open about such things, and when I asked him, his response was, “don’t be silly, I use private browsing. Wouldn’t want your flatmate finding anything!”
But it’s not just any old in-and-out boob wiggling porn, it’s rather, “extreme” porn. Now I know everyone’s tastes differ, and I’m not opposed to a little bit of bondage per se. But I find The Flatmate watching “lesbian electrocution porn” on my little pink laptop slightly creepy, to say the least.
I briefly considered installing a funny little Christian Porn Blocking app. It pops up a window warning you that by trying to access Redtube you are essentially crucifying Jesus again. However, I decided there’s not a lot of point. The Boyfriend would soon switch it off…
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